Eyes and Grace

EYES

Allah given to see... Began to see that the clear..... Starting from the near to far. Starting from the view of myself to never see another person. Why...? IS not...? If we were always prefer to see themselves from the view of others. Though ya, if our eyes want to see ourselves have to use a mirror. Which means what...? We so often forget myself. Yes maybe......?

Eyes are also given at God to judge. Yet still the same... edges look too. Saw while judging. Which is where the.... Which is where the don't match. Which is where the sepet delicious. By no accident... I saw piles of books on my desk. Disrupting ongoing bete made me finally glanced book. Somehow, I finally realized a few things I must be grateful.

In some books I have ever taught me to be grateful for everything that happens.... really...! everything that was happening and never happened. For example, often I'm now unemployed. Idle period thanks anyway...? Alhamdulillah still jobless, so still can time in family. Create agency, created to help mothers help. Definition of housework. see .. how a deficiency of an event so many benefits. Then If you want to be grateful and not succumb to the circumstances. Because it is, let's keep compulsory income.

Then, for example, be grateful that accumulate debt, and gold prices continue to rise. what the hell is this another try? Period hell yes, debt and gold prices are expensive....? Yes of course. Because then I could try even harder. If you say by one character from the novel, Five Towers "we must try a bit more than the others then we will succeed". So with so many in the crush of financial problems forced me to want to work whatsoever. Starting from rough, until dug wells. Ranging from public transportation to scond driver Truck. The point is to try and try. Pay debts not let family. And look for money to buy gold for ahem a hem..... Again and again, there's always a positive side instead....?

Continue... with all that's happened so far to me. err and successive disasters that continue to occur. I should also grateful to see the bright side. mother said, yesterday afternoon, made all the disasters, problems, and make a blunder that as a motivation to continue to do good. My mind is not it....? That means less eye function, and arrogant is rampant. It's time to examine the eye doctor. Thankful for what happened and overwrite the current. Perhaps, without the accident I could not distinguish the loyal friends and accompany us in sorrow and laughter. Perhaps, without the accident and make a blunder that I did not bow to him. No longer to learn to continue to be wise, and patient and calm under all circumstances that befall. Ahem ahem ahem .. which mules are prohibited angry....? He he he.

It's only a few common examples. Often we forget that sometimes. Very often this subject is difficult to see. Starting from the eye of the bulleted agencies that, until the eye heart to rarely able to see properly. Not infrequently, we instead choose to turn a blind eye. The hell with it all. Furthermore, we often do not realize there was arrogance in the eyes and the eyes that we have. Assess as they pleased. Conclusions as they pleased. Furthermore, we can not see no love of God in every thing that happens.

So what I speak this in mind headache. also inserted in the liver. have any intention of this paper. Just an afterthought aja create yourself.

all of which have been and are going. Like he said Iwan Fals.....!

willing happens not coming back
He was hers not ours anymore
No need to cry do not need to be sad
No need no need to sob car
Let's face it

Surrender to the Divine
only that which we can
Take wisdom beautifully capture
Try try singing dancing
Try-try start this second....?

Senyum Kambing 1

PAK HAKIM

Pada suatu hari di sebuah Pengadilan Negri telah diadakan persidangan dengan terdakwa si keledai....atas tuduhan telah mencuri pakaian dan celana dalam di sebuah mall terkenal di kotanya. Dalam persidangan trersebut majelis hakim memutuskan
kepada si keledai sang terdakwa dengan hukuman vonis 6 bulan penjara plus potong masa tahanan.......dan sang Hakim akhirnya menjatuhkan vonis.....!

Lantas sang Hakim bertanya.....apakah terdakwa....penuntut umum atau penasehat hukum menerima.....? Lanjut sang hakim......?

Dan tiba-tiba saja terdengar suara yang sangat keras dan nyaring......Saya keberatan pak hakim......kata salah seorang pria yang duduk di bangku belakang.....seharusnya dia diberi diskon hukuman......!

Dan dari suara tadi ternyata dia si kambing sang manager mall tersebut....tempat dimana si keledai terdakwa tadi mencuri....! lantas sang hakim bertanya....lo kenapa justru anda yang keberatan....timpal sang hakim lagi.

Lantas si kambing yang manager mall tersebut menjelaskan keberatanya.....karena barang yang dia ambil adalah barang yang kami diskon sampai 75% PAK HAKIM.....!


WIFE AND affair

The goat is an Advocate .... the donkey is a doctor .... and the sheep of a powerful politician ... they are very close chum ... on a day when they discuss where the best ... . have the affair or HAVE A WIFE .....?

The goat said infidelities .... it is better to have had a wife ........ when lo ... then if you want a divorce will require a legal settlement that requires long-winded .... not to mention the problem of property and so forth ... gono gini said the goat.

And then the donkey who was a doctor said .... better to have a wife because the sense of security ... reducing stress and lo .... good for our health and biological needs can be met with good .....?

The sheep that a politician does not want to lose then he will say ... lo pade both wrong ..... better to have both of them .... so when the wife thinks that lo was with affair affair .... and you think that you're with WIVES lo ... so you can go to the office and finish some work together .... mbeeee ....?

BUANG GAS

Suatu hari di dalam angkotan umum yang penuh sesak dan panas....para penumpang dikagetkan oleh bau kentut yang baunya minta ampun. Semuanya pun menutup hidung dan para penumpang angkot tersebut mulai ribut.....si keledai sang kernet angkot yang nggak senang angkotnya tercemar radiasi dan polosi pun bertanya....Siapa yang buang gas........?

Tentu saja nggak ada yang berani ngaku. Si tukang kentut misterius tidak ditemukan.....dan nggak lama kemudian....si keledai pun menarik ongkos.....Para penumpang bergegas membayar..... Dengan cuek si keledai itu pun berkata....siapa yang buang gas alias kentut tadi saya berikan gratis naik angkot ini....masalahnya gas nya bau kembang.....?

Tiba-tiba seorang pemuda kurus yang duduk paling belakang berteriak nggak kalah nyaring.....saya yang kentut......?


JUDGE

On one day in a State Court has held court with the donkey .... defendants on charges of stealing clothing and underwear in a popular mall in the city. In the trial judges decide to the donkey sentence the defendant to 6 months prison sentence plus a piece of the detention period ....... and the judge finally sentenced .....!

Then the judge asked whether the defendant .... ..... prosecutor or legal advisor receives .....? Continue the judge ......?

And suddenly I heard a voice which is very hard and loud ...... ...... I object to pack the judge said one man sitting in the backseat ..... he should have been given a sentence discount ... ...!

And from the sound had been turned out he was the goat of the manager of the mall .... the place where the defendant had been stealing ass ....! then the judge asked why exactly .... lo .... mind you who said the judge again.

Then the goat is the mall manager explains..... because he took the goods are goods which we discount up to 75% .... JUDGE .....!


PACARAN

Si domba dan pacarnya sedang asyik mencari tempat yang sepi untuk bisa
bercumbu tanpa ada gangguan. Ternyata di mana-mana selalu saja ada
orang, dan akhirnya si domba menemukan ide cemerlang dan membawa
pacarnya ke stasiun kereta api.

Mereka berdiri di samping pintu mobil, se akan-akan sedang melepas kepergian pacarnya, dan mereka berciuman dengan mesranya. Dan pasangan ini terus mengulangi percobaanya di jalur dan tempat yang berbeda.
Seorang portir yang simpatik dan memperhatian sikap mereka tersebut sejak awal, mendekati si domba dan pacar nya itu, kemudian ia berbisik.....kenapa kamu tidak
bawa saja pacar kamu ke terminal bis....di sana....bis berangkat setiap
lima menit sekali......dan hal ini tentu saja membuat si domba dan
pacarnya jadi malu-maluin.... ? mbeee....


ISTRI DAN SELINGKUHAN

Si kambing yang seorang Advokat....si keledai yang seorang dokter....dan si domba yang seorang Politikus handal...mereka adalah sohib yang sangat akrab...pada suatu hari mereka berdiskusi mengenai mana yang paling baik....punya SELINGKUHAN atau PUNYA ISTRI.....?

Si kambing berkata....Lebih baik punya selingkuhan saja........ketika lo punya istri... maka jika ingin bercerai akan memerlukan penyelesaian secara hukum yang memerlukan waktu lama dan berbelit-belit....belum lagi masalah harta gono gini dan sebagainya...timpal si kambing.

Lantas si keledai yang seorang dokter berkata....Lebih baik memiliki istri...karena rasa aman menurunkan stress dan bagus untuk kesehatan lo....serta kebutuhan biologis dapat terpenuhi dengan baik.....?

Si domba yang seorang politikus tak mau kalah lantas seraya berkata...lo pade berdua salah.....Lebih baik memiliki kedua-duanya....sehingga ketika istri berpikir bahwa lo sedang bersama SELINGKUHAN....dan SELINGKUHAN Anda berpikir bahwa Anda sedang bersama ISTRI lo... jadi bisa pergi ke kantor dan menyelesaikan beberapa pekerjaan secara bersama-sama....mbeeee....?


KOROPSI

Si kambing salah seorang hakim agung yang sedang membuat keputusan akhir berkekuatan tetap dalam menentukan pemenang suatu perkara yang sangat krosial dan banyak menyita perhatian publik yaitu kasus koropsi di lingkungan Pajak Kerajaan Bayangan...yang merugikan dana kerajaan lebih dari 1000 tail....!

Si kambing sang hakim meng-skors sidang... dan dia akhirnya memanggil kedua pengacara ke ruangan kerjanya...mereka tak lain adalah si keledai dan si domba... si kambing berkata...Jadi, kemarin saya telah mendapat hadiah dari kalian berdua... berupa uang suap...sogok..serta upeti...dari anda keledai saya menerima cek 500...dan dari anda domba saya sudah terima dari rekening istri muda saya sebesar 550...kata si kambing.

Kemudian si kambing sang hakim ini mengeluarkan cek dari sakunya 50...dan seraya si kambing berkata....nah sekarang saya kembalikan uang nya 50 kepada si domba...agar JUMLAH YANG SAYA TERIMA SAMA...dan sekarang mari kita kembali keruang SIDANG...agar saya segera bisa MEMUTUSKAN PERKARA INI DENGAN SEADIL-ADILNYA.......fivety - fivety...aanda yakin....mbeeee...?