Kambing Tersenyum 3

SANG PELATIH

Si kambing diterima bekerja di Sebuah Perusahaan Marketting, setelah melaporkan diri, pada hari pertama si kambing masuk kerja. Dan tiba – tiba di kantor lewat telepon ia memanggil seseorang yang kebetulan waktu itu ada di kantor tersebut...dan terus berkata....tolong buatkan saya kopi cepat......! Kata si kambing dengan nada agak sedikit sombong lewat telepon.

Lantas orang tersebut pun menjawab lewat telepon....maaf mungkin anda salah sambung....kamu tau dengan siapa kamu ini sekarang berbicara....jawab orang tersebut.

Tidak....si kambing menyahut....lantas orang tersebut berkata....tahukan kamu saya ini adalah Manager pada perusahaan ini. Hah.....sikambing kaget.

Kemudian dengan tidak mau kalah si kambing berkata....maaf....bapak tau dengan siapa sekarang juga bapak berbicara....lantas sang Manager itu pun menjawab....tidak tau.

Dengan cepat si kambing berkata lagi....baguslah kalau begitu....sembari dengan cepat si kambing menutup gagang teleponnya.


PENGANTIN

Pada acara resepsi perkawinan yang sangat meriah, si kelinci dan si domba duduk di pelaminan sedang menyambut tamu-tamu undangan yang hadir dalam resepsi tersebut. Namun aneh nya pengantin wanita alias si kelinci dari awal duduk di pelaminan terlihat gelisah dan menangis.

Tentu saja hal tersebut membuat para undangan yang hadir jadi heran dan membuat praduga yang tidak enak. Di sangka si kelinci kawin karena terpaksa alias karena kehendak orang tua alias siti nurbaya epesode di abad modern.

Melihat hal tersebut tentu saja membuat si domba sang pengantin lelaki jadi jengkel....dan akhirnya si domba bertanya pada si kelinci....kenapa sih kamu say....dari tadi kamu kok menangis terus....katakan apa sebabnya....biar para undangan tidak menyangka yang bukan-bukan....kamu menyesal...ya....mempunyai suami setampan dan segagah aku ini....ketus si domba dengan perasaan jengkel.

Lantas si kelinci pun menjawab....tidak kok say....lantas si domba bertanya lagi....lantas kenapa kok kamu menangis terus....lantas si kelinci menjawab....ini say....BISUL KU KALAU DI PAKSA DUDUK LAMA-LAMA SAKIT SEKALI....SAY.....!


THE TRAINER

The goats hired Marketting Company A, having reported himself, on the first day of the goats go to work. And arrived - arrived at the office by phone, he called someone who happened at that time was in office ... and kept telling me .... please make coffee fast ......! Said the goat with a little bit arrogant tone telephone.

Then the person answered the phone .... sorry you probably got the wrong number .... you know who you are now talking .... these people said.

Not the goat replied .... .... then that person says you're my Eye .... this is Manager of this company. Huh ..... the goat surprised.

Then not to be outdone by the goat said .... sorry .... know who the father is now also the father to speak .... and then the manager replied that .... do not know.

Quickly the goat said again .... good for you .... while the goats quickly hung up the phone.



SANG ISTRI

Si keledai seorang pemabuk berat, pada saat tengah malam ia pulang ke rumah dalam kondisi yang tak sadarkan diri. Pada malam selanjutnya saat siuman si keledai menemukan secarik kertas bertuliskan....sarapan pagi sudah aku buatkan di dapur, baju kamu juga sudah aku cuci bersih, dan lain kali kamu jangan berlaku demikian lagi pada diriku....oke....? dari isterimu yang menyayangimu.

Si keledai tidak mengerti dan habis pikir, setiap kali dia mabuk, istrinya biasanya selalu marah-marah besar dan selalu ngoceh tidak karuan. Tentu saja setelah membaca surat yang di tulis oleh istrinya tersebut membuat si keledai jadi penasaran maka itu ia memanggil anaknya.

Lantas si keledai bertanya pada anaknya....kemarin apa yang terjadi pada diri bapak....lantas si anak menjawab....nggak terjadi apa-apa kok.....pak....sesudah bapak pulang....Ibu sambil marah-marah dan sambil menanggalkan baju Bapak....!

Si keledai bertanya lebih lanjut....bapak lagi ngomong apa ya....si anak menjawab....celana bapak penuh dengan muntahan....kotornya nggak kepalang....saat Ibu menanggalkan celana bapak.... bapak memarahi dan membentak Ibu....bapak bilang....kamu kurang ajar.... kamu segera pergi dari sini....aku adalah orang yang SUDAH BER ISTRI....setelah mendengar kata-kata ini....Ibu nggak memarahi bapak lagi.....dan terus PERGI.....hah....si keledai kaget....!

Merrett

At the wedding reception is very festive, the rabbit and the sheep sitting on the dais are welcomed invited guests who attended the reception. But his strange bride, the rabbit from the initial sitting on dais looked nervous and crying.

Of course it makes the audience wonder and make presumptions that are not good. In the rabbit suspect forced to marry because the alias because the will of the parents epesode Siti Nurbaya in the modern age.

Seeing this, of course, make the groom the sheep so upset .... and finally the sheep asked the rabbit .... why do you say .... you've been crying .... kok tell you why .... let the invitation did not expect such things .... sorry ... yes you .... have a handsome husband and I are .... snapped the sheep with exasperation.

Then the rabbit was not answered ...darling...the sheep and then ask again .... then why are you crying.... then the rabbit said this .... darling.... ulcers IF MY OLD SITTING IN FORCED....darling..... SO SICK .....!


BERPIKIR

Si keledai masuk kesebuah restaurant dengan seekor kuda, dan pelayan menanyakan pesanan dia. Si keledai itu berkata Hamburger....kentang goreng...dan Pepsi cola.... dan pelayan itu bertanya kepada kuda....dan kamu pesan apa....? Sama dengan dia....kata si kuda. Tak lama kemudian pelayan tersebut kembali dengan pesanan mereka....Total semuanya Rp. 75.000 dan si keledai tersebut mengambil uang pas dari kantong nya untuk pembayaran.

Pada keesokan harinya....si keledai dan kudanya datang lagi dan si keledai itu berkata Hamburger....kentang goreng....dan Pepsi cola....si kuda berkata....sama dengan dia. Sekali lagi si keledai mengambil uang pas dari dalam kantong nya untuk pembayaran.

Keesokan harinya lagi, keduanya masuk ke restaurant itu lagi....seperti biasa....? pelayan restaurant itu bertanya....TIDAK....kata si keledai....hari ini Jumat malam jadi saya mau makan....stik.... kentang bakar....dan salad....lantas si kuda berkata....sama dengan dia.

Tak lama kemudian pelayan tersebut membawa pesanan mereka dan berkata....total semuanya Rp. 125.000....dan sekali lagi si keledai mengambil uang pas dari kantongnya dan meletakkan uang tersebut di meja.

Pelayan tersebut tak bisa menahan rasa penasarannya lagi sembari berkata....maaf pak.... bagaimana bisa anda selalu membawa uang pas di dalam kantong anda....? lantas si keledai menjelaskan....begini....kata si keledai itu lagi....beberapa tahun yang lalu saat saya sedang membersihkan loteng dan menemukan sebuah lampu tua yang ajaib.....ketika saya gosok lampu itu....seorang Jin keluar dari lampu tersebut dan menawarkan saya dua permintaan.

Permintaan pertama saya adalah jika saya hendak membayar sesuatu....saya tinggal meletakkan tangan saya di dalam kantong dan kemudian uang yang saya inginkan akan selalu muncul di dalam kantong saya.

Lantas si pelayan restaurant berkata....pintar sekali....! Kebanyakan orang akan meminta uang dan emas yang banyak atau yang lainnya..... tetapi anda akan selalu kaya seumur hidup seperti yang anda inginkan....!

Latas si keledai berkata lagi....benar....entah itu satu kaleng susu atau mobil BMW....uang yang pas untuk membeli yang ku inginkan akan selalu ada di dalam kantong saya....jelas si keledai.

Kemudian pelayan restaurant tersebut bertanya lagi....Tapi pak....bagaimana dengan kuda itu....? lantas si keledai tersebut mengeluh....berhenti sejenak dan menjawab....permintaanku yang kedua adalah saya mau seorang gadis yang cantik....tinggi dengan tubuh yang montok dan rambut yang ikal.....yang akan selalu menuruti kata-kataku....eh....malah saya di kasih kuda ini....jawab si keledai.


THE WIFE

The donkey was a drunkard, in the middle of the night he came home in a condition which was unconscious. On the next night when the donkey awoke to find a piece of paper with the morning's breakfast .... I make in the kitchen, the clothes you've washed me clean, and other times you do not do so again to me .... okay .... ? of wives who love you.

The donkey does not understand and believe it, every time he was drunk, she is usually always a big upset and always angry. Of course, after reading the letter written by his wife that makes the donkey was curious so he called his son.

Then the donkey said to his son yesterday .... what happened to the father of the child .... then do not answer .... there's nothing .... ..... pack after the father came home .. .. She said, angry and he took off his shirt you ....!

The donkey asked the father more .... yes again .... talking about the child's father said .... pants full of vomit .... unbelievable .... not dirty when you take off a pair of fathers .... father scolded and shouted at my mother .... my father said .... you .... impertinent you get out of here .... I am the BER WIFE HAD .... after hearing these words .... she did not scold the father again and continue to GO ...... the donkey shocked ....!

Kambing Tersenyum 2

NORAK LAGI

Pada suatu hari si keledai yang baru saja menjual sepetak sawah pada sebuah perusahaan yang mau membuat pabrik di desanya. Setelah sawah laku dan si keledai menerima uang tersebut, maka si keledai membeli motor balap yang mewah....ceritanya.
Pas baru keluar dari dealer nya, si keledai langsung tancap gas motor tersebut dengan sekencang-kencangnya. Dan waktu di persimpangan jalan, si keledai melihat mobil mewah BMW, langsung saja mobil tersebut di pepetnya sambil gedor-gedor kaca. Sang pemilik mobil BMW itu pun membuka kaca mobil dan bermaksud menanyakan pada si keledai kenapa ia memukul mobilnya.

Lantas si keledai berkata....lo yang punya mobil ini.....ya....ada apa....jawab sang pemilik mobil BMW tersebut. Kemudian si keledai berkata lagi....wow....lo punya ngak motor balap seperti yang gue bawa ini.

Lantas dalam hati.....pikir si pemilik mobil BMW ini....ini orang sombong banget ya....mentang-mentang punya motor balap sudah sombong dan belagu banget....norak lo ketus si pemilik mobil itu di dalam hati, maka ia pun cuek pada si keledai tersebut.

Si keledai yang masih penasaran dan dengan motor balap nya, ia tancap gas habis-habisan dan kembali menggedor-gedor pintu mobil BMW itu lagi....APAAN SIH LO....tanya sang pemilik itu lagi....lantas dalam kecepatan yang tinggi dengan motor balap nya si keledai berkata....OYY...LO PUNYA KAGAK MOTOR SEPERTI YANG GUE BAWA INI....?

Dan karena merasa bosan dengan pertanyaan si keledai itu....maka si pemilik mobil BMW tersebut membanting setir ke kiri sehingga si keledai jatuh dengan motor balap nya karena menabrak mobil BMW tersebut. Melihat si keledai yang jatuh dan bersimbah darah itu....akhirnya si pemilik mobil BMW itu pun merasa iba dan kasihan dan menyesal karena olah nya tadi.

Lantas ia pun bertanya pada si keledai....LO NGAK APA-APAKAN....lantas si keledai berkata...WOY...LO PUNYA NGAK MOTOR BALAP YANG SEPERTI GUE BAWA INI....GUE cuman mau nanya doank.....LETAK REM NYA DIMANA....?

SCANDAL

There was a man who happened to be a young doctor, feeling very uncomfortable with what had happened. He came home too late and wrinkled face, and upon arriving home he lay down on the bed and his mind chaotic. Then he heard a voice whisper in his head saying .... not think too much on .... scandal doctor sex with her patients occur everywhere,don't worry .

Then the men were trying to agree, but what had happened that morning imagined back and bad feelings arise again. He turned around and heard again the voice in his head.
don't worry .... if people were already familiar with the scandal of sexual relations and DOCTOR HIS PATIENTS. He began to relax and feelings improved gradually.

And suddenly another voice heard and said in his head .... but you're right .... PROBLEM ANIMAL DOCTOR ....!


RAKET MELILIT

Pada suatu hari si domba pergi ke dokter dengan wajah babak belur dan sebuah raket tennis jebol terkalung di leher nya. Jangan khawatir....saya akan segera menolong anda....tapi saya ingin tau lebih dulu kenapa raket ini kok bisa melilit di leher anda....tanya si dokter heran.

Lantas si domba pun berkata....ceritanya begini dokter....tadi pagi saya dan istri saya pergi bermain tennis....lalu saya melakukan pukulan keras sehingga bolanya hilang dari pandangan kami. Kami sibuk mencari bola itu dan kemudian di pojok lapangan saya melihat seekor sapi betina yang sedang tiduran....kemudian saya dekati sapi betina tersebut....dan dengan perlahan-perlahan saya angkat ekornya....ASTAGA....ternyata bola tennis yang hilang tersebut memang ada di bawah pangkal ekor nya. Dan saya berteriak memanggil istri saya....SAYANG sepertinya ini....seperti PUNYA KAMU....dan setelah setelah mengucapkan kata-kata tersebut....saya tidak ingat apa-apa lagi dok....dan ketika saya sadar maka terjadilah seperti dokter yang lihat sekarang ini.....oh...kata sang dokter....saya mengerti sekarang.


Racquet twisting

On one day the sheep went to the doctor with a battered face and a broken tennis racket in his neck. Do not worry .... I will help you .... but I first want to know why this racket how come wrapped around your neck .... the doctor asked in surprise.
Then the sheep had to say .... this story .... the doctor this morning my wife and I go play tennis .... and I do hit hard so the ball disappeared from our sight. We are busy looking for the ball and then on the corner of the field I saw a cow that was lying around .... and then I approach the cows .... and slowly, slowly I lifted his tail .... it .... OH MY GOD tennis ball is indeed lost under the base of his tail. And I yelled for my wife .... LOVE this seems like HAVE YOU .... .... and then after saying those words .... I do not remember anything else, and when the dock .... I realized then there was like a doctor who see this now ..... the doctor said .... I understand now.


UMUR SAMA

Sudah lama si kambing naksir seorang cewek yang tinggal di kampungnya yang tempatnya tidak jauh dari rumah si kambing. Dan singkat cerita....cinta si kambing tidak bertepuk sebelah tangan, sang cewek itu pun menerima cinta si kambing dengan sepenuh hati. Meski MAKLUMAT CINTA si kambing di pinggir kali ini tidak berjalan mulus tak semulus air yang mengalir di kali tersebut.

Orto si gadis keberatan karena si kambing belum bekerja dan masih pengangguran, namun keduanya pantang menyerah biar pedang menghadang cintaku tetap selalu untuk mu....tekad si kambing di dalam hati. Kemudian si kambing memberanikan diri untuk menemui orto si gadis impianya guna melamar gadis pujaanya tersebut.

Pak ijinkanlah saya untuk menikahi anak bapak....kata si kambing, jelas saja ayah si gadis tersebut menolak mentah-mentah. Namun untuk berkata terus terang ia tidak sampai hati....Begini....bukan nya saya keberatan, tapi tunggulah saat yang tepat.... Saat ini umur anak saya baru 19 TAHUN....dan umur kamu baru 21 TAHUN....jadi tunggulah sampai UMUR kalian SAMA.... mendengar kata-kata si bapak....si kambing langsung jatuh pingsan....!


SKANDAL

Ada seorang lelaki yang kebetulan seorang dokter muda, merasa sangat tidak enak dengan apa yang telah terjadi. Ia pulang ke rumah dengan wajah suntuk dan kusut, dan setibanya di rumah ia merebahkan diri di atas ranjang dan pikiranya kacau. Lalu ia mendengar suara bisikan dalam kepalanya berkata....ngak usah terlalu di pikirkan....skandal dokter berhubungan intim dengan PASEIN nya terjadi di mana-mana, jadi kamu ngak usah khawatir.

Kemudian lelaki tersebut mencoba untuk setuju, tetapi apa yang telah terjadi pagi itu terbayang kembali dan perasaannya tidak enak muncul lagi. Ia membalikkan badan dan mendengar lagi suara dalam kepalanya.

Ngak usah khawatir....kalau orang sudah mulai terbiasa dengan skandal hubungan seksual antra DOKTER dan PASIEN NYA. Lelaki itu mulai rileks dan perasaannya berangsur-angsur mambaik.

Dan tiba-tiba suara lain terdengar dan berkata dalam kepalanya....tapi kan MASALAHNYA....kamu adalah....DOKTER HEWAN....!



PENCABUT NYAWA

Ketika sedang sakit parah, si keledai berkata pada istrinya....istriku tercinta....tolong kenakan pakaianmu yang terbaik....pakailah perhiasanmu yang terindah....sisir rambutmu...dan cucilah wajahmu....pokoknya berdandanlah secantik mungkin lalu kemarilah mendekat padaku....kata si keledai lagi.

Lantas si istri menjawab....dalam keadaan seperti ini bagaimana mungkin aku meninggalkanmu untuk berdandan. Tentu aku tidak akan melakukanya....kamu kira aku ini wanita macam apa sehingga kamu bilang begitu padaku....kata sang istri.

Bukannya begitu istriku....ternyata engkau salah paham padaku.....kata si keledai....tahukan kamu aku melihat malaikat pencabut nyawa sudah mondar-mandir di sekitar aku. Siapa tahu begitu melihat kamu dengan pakaian BAGUS dan CANTIK....barangkali AJA ia tertarik pada KAMU....lalu MEMBAWA KAMU PERGI....dan membiarkan AKU.....jawab si keledai yang sudah mau sekarat ini.....!



Flashy AGAIN

One day the donkey who had just sold a piece of rice on a company that would create a factory in the village. After the rice fields and the donkey do receive the money, then the donkey who buy luxury motor racing .... the story.

New fitted her out of the dealership, the donkey was immediately step on the gas motor with full speed. And when at a crossroads, the donkey saw the BMW luxury car, the car just in while pounding on pounding on the glass. The owner of a BMW that had rolled the car and intended to ask on the donkey's why he hit her car.
Then the donkey said to have.... this car ..... yes .... .... what the owner said the BMW car. Then the donkey said .... wow .... you have motor racing as I brought this.

Then in the heart ..... thought the owner of this BMW is a snob .... yes .... really bike racing have been arrogant and really put on flashy .... lo snapped the car owner in in the heart, so he ignored it on the donkey.
The donkey is still curious and with his motor racing, he raced all out and back banging on the door of the BMW car again .... FUCK .... FUCK LO asked the owner again .... then the speed high with his bike racing .... the donkey said ...you have a bike like I have this....?

And because it was bored with the donkey that question .... then the owner of the BMW car swerved to the left so that the donkey fell with his motor racing because it hit a BMW car. Seeing the donkey that had fallen and was bleeding .... finally a BMW owner was also felt compassion and pity and regret for his earlier though.
Then he was asked on the donkey .... do anything about .... and then the donkey said .....you have a bike like I have this ....I want to ask... REM Headquarters ..... WHERE HIS ....?

My sins and I'm Hereafter

My sins and I'm Hereafter

Add a large increasing age and the age, the less our age quota and tomb road approaching, and always approached of every second, minute, hour, and from time to time we realize without when death will come alias biscuits or death. But it should be recognized increasing age, of the patched charity and reward, or vice growing sin and disobedience. But the name lives... sometimes we have to always be a lot of accumulated load of sin and evil that we will bear that day would soon come and eternal, which no longer lives than the life of nature itself, Hereafter they say, or just the opposite of life is filled with decorated and godly virtue and goodness that will bear fruit of happiness and joy that will forever continually in life we enjoy our last.

This forced us to have to pick and choose between two paths, the good and do good works, or evil with disobedience. both issues is a definite alternative and we must continue to face in life, because that is life and if we can not deal with both cases, the best way better biscuits or die, because why would live if we are not able to deal with two it. Sometimes we must choose, let the charity was subverted by the sin that so stacked or intensify ourselves with decorations from the day the virtues of charity and leaving day to day gradually sins and mistakes.

while life was still contained the body, we still ... still ... still ... keep it ... without incessantly. Health, strength, sharpness of senses, riches, beauty and good looks as we gird our play called human, and not a bunch of countless blessings from God we enjoy, sometimes often forgotten and makes us entranced by it all. Again we must choose, let the favors were rotting and freezing of stupidity and excitement we are not able to deceptive or make as a way to climb the stairs onto the pleasure of God and grateful.

Growing age, favors more abundant, and increasing the reward, and sin even more overlap. And when we seemed ration age who continue blowing wind and blowing gently or rumble on louder and louder, and certainly our lips must never tired of smelling the ground to prostrate. Our eyes will not know the pain to the Koran, we would not be hard hand to pursue wisdom and god help, our feet tireless and constantly towards virtue, and even every breath countless anything we would make, only with a God given purpose, The Creator and seek, if we know the age and age we have allocated close, but dear dear thousand times, we would not know it all, when ...? The time determine... and when it all happened ...?

Similarly, an abundance of delicious when made visible. I guess we is not gonna be able to accept. Should the creature dwarfed and helpless modulus is obtained so ..? This self will be able grace and not make it useless. Legs are strong and muscular will not be able to go and vote, because of confusion, which favors must be foot first, eyes sparkling beautiful would not be able to look at, because the confusion which favors must first to be seen, as well as a strong body, athletic, muscular and homely, will not be able to bear which will favor first and embraced to the arms.

And we are supposed to do ...? will sin seemed to be created ..?, our feet will be able to walk, while the other leg tied with a rope to pull us in the scope mounting a sin ..? while the other leg must be tied with a rope that draws us to sin as much container and deep sea ocean?. Will the beautiful eyes and not look at this sparkling, rods while sins have pierced the eyeball in the middle right ...?. It seemed that if the sin is made, surely every human soul and never again would the world care and love and contents therein. No other thing do is to choose and continue to prostrate prostrate sorry for all that and mistake, for all the sins of the Lord. But again a question that really did not have to answer ...? Sin Will it seemed ...? As far as the eye could see, as soon as the foot steps, and as hard as we muster, all seemed not to sight, but there is one thing that should never be forgotten, all can be felt ..?, Who and how any of us, because there is something more than self we are called human beings ....! We have a sense .. We have the initiative .... And we have a heart ... who would not be able to reject it all, no matter how the eyes, hands, feet, to refuse, but the heart continues still say, that the sin was there ..... rokker humans... what relation ...!

Every human being on earth is of course, missed the state of being a good and true. Another thing that was a lot of people are yearning, given the long life, to worship, given the abundant wealth for the street fight of his Lord, and all the good looks and beauty which all submitted only to the Creator, but again ... again ... a real reality and not be inevitable, will it all be fulfilled ... as it should be ...? or just the opposite of all that it favors us in the valley forward hubris and arrogance, which is inappropriate for us to do, because basically, all that would end the edges and also, we are going back to him. This problem is often forgotten, especially when we were teenagers and young, we even used up a futile, for the truth less and even the very opposite of the task and what is our duty as human beings called, we often use it instead of should, in fact we are more fun, and never care about the life to come, and certainly, certainly would come, ... ... .. welcome, welcome to welcome the next.



The more we grow old, and the more an opportunity to accumulate more sins and reward open. Whether it will be old someday Day moreover, make nature Baqa '. prophet spoken, people who have like people who are drowning in the sea and the vast ocean and the ...? He need abundant wealth, he need diamonds and jewels, and he also took a sack plain, and women as well as a charming man, he took a rope charity, which she had knitted the world, make congratulations day of disaster and retribution hereafter . Or a prayer of a righteous offspring, which he had raised when he undergo a human figure called the world stage as the screen starts and played, and also goodness he did when he was still serving as human community, tears and laughter allegedly in the world, as we took at the tired old Day, because it inattentive young soften.

The Apostle had made a message to his people that he loved, before come watch five of five, as had also songs by the master of the world, Rhoma bung, which is healthy before the hospital guard, guard time before the narrow, watch live before I die, keep the rich before poor, the young before the old guard.
And God will certainly have said: "By the time, Verily man is truly in a state of loss, except those who believe and work deeds of pious and advise each other in goodness and truth, and to abide in patience" (QS: Al_Ashr 1-3).



Because every human we would have had died, the one thing we must remember, and remember that we are going to wait to get to the natural turn sure that, maybe at this moment we as introduction our friends, our friends, our boyfriends, brothers or bruised and us to go ahead, toward a place full of peace and unparalleled happiness for all replies and the play he had ever made as an actor at the world geeks. But let us not forgot that maybe tomorrow we'll followed they Baqa "and biscuits and not going back and forth again world forever, to ask again the same role as a man and another veteran actor world, there and could not be occurred, and if anything was happening only a regret that continue to experience and do not stop because as an actress living and the world is often forgotten, and mistake, so that comes none other than a words that should not have spoken, "sorry" ....

if I may say life is nothing but a bridge to the intermediary for the eternal nature and must come. Nature Hereafter and Revenge, that's what would have happened ... and will happen ..... Life ... and life ... nothing is eternal on earth and this world is change ....! And changed to a goodness and virtue, or any sin and deceit, please select which one ... ... should we live, do good with replies later Hereafter with happiness or evil and sin that will bear fruit Day of passion and regret later.

My love for God

My love for God


I wandered a long time looking for love. I was mired in a pool of fake embroidered missed. Painful soul, barren body. But I never stopped mixing miss, because I know your true love is spring in my soul.

My God ...I hope wanderings of my love, take me to a park. How to get there go through with limping. Sometimes it occurred to me to finish the road so that I get up. But I've met only a barren garden and barren in the heat of the sun that tormented my soul. My God ...has fill your calls, take this frail body through the streets that you want. I have tried removing all of which I was able to overcome the weight of the block field. Has tried to handle the heat the days passed. But forgive me yes...Robb ...I was stunned at how often hesitant to continue this long journey. Everything is due to the weakness of this heart which still hoping to taste the pleasures of the world.

This now doubter's heart is still shaken by troubled. Will you accept work of this weak hand? Would you appreciate, if this was also expecting my other face besides your face. If in waiting still smile but your smile. Still craved praise than the praise Thee. How much harder would My prejudice futility my charity, if I remember thee is jealous!!.

Robb ..., not not want me istiqomah through the day. I would not not wait for your appointment. Robb .. However, if my fault if I relied on other walls in a building of your Islam...? I arrogant this weak Robb...? Am I wrong that this weak Robb...?

But Robb.....once again you educate me in a dream shadows omission. You hugged me in a caress education has taught me many things. Unable to tear I stand compassion for all these caresses. Because I know, not all of your servant, just as you treat me. Also parted the dark curtain that always dragging my steps away from you, really I am grateful for all this. I realized not as fighters with obstacles. Return remember ever prayer, about a promise he had, about the plant and also all. Really remember, my tears flowed harder, stronger and stronger my legs went. Apparently it was a big responsibility on my shoulders.


My god....the strength of this whatsoever, which led my feet into the chest of the rainbow. Far off to leave the shadows. Moving like a long white cloud of light. Sometimes I meet dense fog. My pace was as if stopped. But I do not want to get stuck in it, as hard as I tried to run but my feet racing with lust that holds my soul. I struggled alone, shout my mouth, but my voice was hiding. Lucky I still have breath, which can silent when my heart. With the breath that I walked on the earth. Lead worshipers thy true love.

Robb .., if it answers all my prayers? In order for you to include me in the ranks of the salafussoleh....? Is this the answer to every I moan, so that you make every favor that is in me as a dowry that would I offer to you....? forgive me for all my faith weakness. Guiding me through the way the people who brave lion. But I was wise enough to realize. I was somebody.... How self-worth is not aligned with them. Who was I than those who sweat and dust to prove his love to you...? how I measure myself with those who spend the nights with prostrate fell expect forgiveness and love Thee.

My God....the conclusion of my heart ripples this, I want to convey my gratitude to you. Although gratitude and My repentance often renege, but a sea of love and forgiveness, I believe you have never trimmed. or the umpteenth time. Thank my infinite, for all the love and longing port. You are a spring in my soul. In the lap of your collected all my strength, with power hand plays the melody, heavenly my mouth to sing again.

My God .....although I do not align themselves worthy but I want to say, has changed me, darted left empty delusion, false shadows and do not have the fairy tale story. Pride collapsed in her arms, vanity vanished, vanished I mean nature. Current how to shape itself as You wish.

Robbi ..., your chest I leave life, where I found a lasting peace, I bow will never stretch, it kept my fingers I collated, will continue to vibrate my lips, begging to be always You give me joy because it's only from a source you happiness.

Kambing Tersenyum 1

SI KAMBING MASUK HOTEL

Si kambing yang katro dan lugu datang ke tanah suci untuk beribadah dengan ikut sebuah travel ibadah kenamaan di kota di mana ia tinggal. Dia menginap pada sebuah hotel berbintang, Tower Zamzam yang merupakan tower tertinggi saat ini. Sesampainya di hotel tersebut, si kambing yang seorang diri ini yang telah mengerjakan tawaf sa’i dan menaiki hotel tersebut.

Sesampainya di depan lift ketika dia mau menuju kamarnya untuk beristirahat, si kambing meletakkan SANDAL nya di depan lift. Di dalam lift tersebut si kambing menekan angka 34 untuk menuju kamarnya, setelah sampai pada tingkat 34 betapa terkejut bukan kepalang si kambing setelah ia melihat di depan lift tersebut SANDAL nya sudah tidak ada.

Spontan saja si kambing marah dan mengambil sepotong besi yang berada di sekitar ruangan tersebut. Lantas si kambing berkata....benar-benar orang arab ngak bisa di percaya....masa cuman sandal doang di embat juga....dan tak lama kemudian datang lah satpam untuk mengamankan si kambing dan sambil bertanya....ada pak....? Kok bapak sampai membawa balok besi segala......!

Lantas si kambing dengan marah nya berkata....nih coba lo lihat....sandal gue hilang di curi orang masa hotel semewah ini cuman sandal doang kok di embat juga......gerutu si kambing. Kemudian satpam tersebut bertanya....emangnya bapak taruh di mana....?

Kemudian Si kambing berkata....sebelum gue masuk lift....SANDAL gue copot dan gue taruh di depan lift....eh setelah keluar lift kok sandal gue hilang......! Kemudian si satpam menenangkan si kambing sembari berkata....begini....bapak masuk lift ini lagi kemudian pencet lagi tombol no 1.

Ketika di dalam lift kemarahan si kambing masih belum reda, dan beberapa saat ketika pintu lift terbuka, si kambing kaget setengah mati ketika melihat SANDAL nya ada di depan pintu lift.

Sembari meletakkan balok besi, si kambing berkata....bener-bener orang arab ini nyalinya kecil juga....baru di keluarin....BALOKAN BESI saja....SANDAL gue udah di KEMBALIKAN........ya ampun


WRONG PHONE DIAL

Parents are the rabbit very surprised to see her daughter at home really when chatting on the phone. Sometimes it was so fun chatting on the phone, the rabbit to forget to eat let alone a bath.

On a day in the dining room, suddenly the phone rang, and without preamble the rabbit jumped out and ran the table hence to pick-up the phone. After three hours, the rabbits back to the table, and the parents wonder, and at each other because usually after five or six hours, the rabbit just finished talking on the PHONE.
three hours .... usually you talk to six hours .... mama asked the rabbit.
Then the rabbit said.... WRONG ....DIAL PHONE ......!



MOGOK

Si keledai pergi berburu ke sebuah hutan di pedalaman Borneo, dan ia baru menyadari bahwa dia telah tersesat, dan kebetulan hari mulai gelap. Dan tidak di sangka-sangka hujan dan badai turun di hutan tersebut, spontan saja hal ini membuat si kambing menjadi bete dan ketakutan, sudah hujan gelap lagi.

Dan tak lama kemudian akhirnya timbul harapan si keledai, ia melihat cahaya lampu mobil di ujung jalan pada hutan tersebut. Dengan tidak membuang waktu dan kesempatan, maka si keledai melambaikan tangan nya untuk meminta tumpangan.

Ketika mobil tersebut mendekat, tanpa mau membuang waktu lagi, si keledai langsung naik ke mobil tersebut kemudian duduk di dalamnya. Dan betapa terkejut dan takutnya si keledai setelah ia sadar bahwa mobil yang ia tumpangi tidak ada sopirnya. Tapi pikir si keledai dari pada tinggal di hutan yang gelap ini mending di dalam mobil ini saja, seraya si keledai sambil berdo’a.

Dalam perjalanan tersebut, di dalam mobil yang berjalan sangat perlahan sekali, dan ketika mobil tersebut akan menabrak pohon dan masuk jurang, tiba-tiba saja si keledai melihat ada tangan yang mengendalikan mobil itu dan selamat dari bahaya kecelakaan. Hal ini si keledai lihat berulang-ulang sampai akhirnya mobil yang ia naiki itu sampai pada sebuah warung yang tak jauh dari hutan tersebut.

Maka si keledai keluar dari mobil itu dan menuju warung tersebut seraya memesan secangkir kopi panas. Sambil menangis terisak dan menahan rasa takut si keledai menceritakan kejadian yang di alaminya pada si tukang warung itu. Setelah selesai bercerita si keledai jatuh pingsan karena ketakutan dan kelelahan serta dehidrasi.
Mendadak, dua orang berpakaian kotor dan lusuh serta basah kuyup masuk kedalam warung tersebut dan betapa terkejutnya mereka setelah melihat si keledai yang sedang jatuh pingsan.

Spontan saja salah seorang dari mereka berkata.....SIALAN.....ini dia SI KAMPRET.....yang numpang di mobil yang kita DORONG tadi..........!


FORGOT

As usual the sheep just sitting in the 4th grade at his father's permission to go to school. The sheep says .... I pack to go to school .... and then the dad replied ... yes .... go there but do not there is a forgotten ..... then the father said again ... uh Where you pants ...? why do you wear pants ....! ngak asked the father. Then the sheep said ... oh yes .... I forgot to pack wear basis .... .... forgetful father snapped.

The next day the sheep will go to school, as usual, he said farewell to his father .... I am going to pack before leaving for school today .... and there is no more a miss .... said the sheep with certainty ... .. Oh yes .... I forgot to bring a picture book pack .... said the sheep again. You are young .... kok how senile gito where when I grow up .... said the father replied.

And the next day the sheep again ask her father pack today .... I'm leaving school and everything is complete, starting from the uniform text books and stationery are all I check, and none else behind. ... said the sheep with confidence.
Hear it .... all of a sudden his hand directly menggeplak his father's sheep's head while the father said with a very angry tone ..... .... BASIC ABSENTMINDED....day....DAY WEEK...leave...?



LUPA

Seperti biasanya si domba yang baru duduk di kelas 4 SD itu minta izin pada ayahnya untuk pergi ke sekolah. Si domba berkata....pak saya pergi ke sekolah....lantas si ayah menjawab...ya....pergi sana tapi jangan sampai ada yang terlupa.....lantas si ayah berkata lagi...eh celana kamu mana...? kenapa kamu ngak pakai celana....! tanya si ayah. Lantas si domba menjawab...oh iya pak....saya lupa pakai celana ....dasar pelupa....bentak sang ayah.



Pada keesokan harinya si domba mau berangkat kesekolah, seperti biasa ia pamit pada ayahnya....pak saya mau berangkat kesekolah dulu....dan hari ini sudah tidak ada lagi yang ketinggalan....kata si domba dengan yakinnya.....Oh....iya saya lupa membawa buku gambar pak....kata si domba lagi. Kamu ini....masih kecil kok sudah pikun gito bagai mana kalau sudah besar nanti....kata si ayah menjawab.
Dan pada hari berikutnya si domba minta izin lagi pada ayah nya....pak hari ini saya mau berangkat sekolah dan semuanya sudah komplit, mulai dari seragam buku-buku pelajaran dan peralatan tulis semua sudah saya periksa dan tak ada satupun lagi yang ketinggalan....kata si domba dengan penuh percaya diri.

Mendengar itu....tiba-tiba saja tangan sang ayah langsung menggeplak kepala si domba sembari si ayah berkata dengan nada yang sangat marah.....DASAR PELUPA....inikan hari...MINGGU....HARI LIBUR....tau...........!



TELEPON SALAH SAMBUNG

Orang tua si keleinci sangat heran melihat anak gadis nya yang betah banget kalau ngobrol di telepon. Kadang-kadang saking asyiknya ngobrol di telepon, si kelinci sampai lupa makan apalagi mandi.

Pada suatu hari di ruang makan, tiba-tiba telepon berdering dan tanpa basa-basi si kelinci langsung melompat dari meja makanya dan berlari untuk mengankat telepon tersebut. Setelah tiga jam, si kelinci kembali ke meja makan, dan orang tuanya jadi heran dan saling pandang karena biasanya setelah lima atau enam jam, si kelinci baru selesai ngobrol di TELEPON.

Tumben...kok....cuman tiga jam.....doang....biasanya kamu ngobrol sampai enam jam....tanya mamanya si kelinci.

Lantas si kelinci menjawab....tau toh....TELEPON SALAH SAMBUNG......!