Kambing Tersenyum 9

DOA

Si kambing yang sangat sayang pada cucunya….dia selalu mengajarkan kepada cucunya untuk selalu berdo’a baik sebelum tidur… bangun tidur…. Do’a sebelum makan...do’a sesudah makan…bahkan sampai – sampai do’a saat keluar rumah serta berpergian pun si kambing selalu mengingatkan cucunya agar jangan sampai lupa untuk selalu berdo’a.

Setiap bacaan do’a antara yang satu dengan yang lainnya selalu berlainan bunyinya dan lafadznya….maka untuk menerapkan peraturan do’a-mendo’a tersebut …. maka si cucu pada setiap waktu tertentu harus membaca do’a khusus tersebut secara nyaring dan keras agar si kambing sang kakek bisa mendengarkannya.

Pada suatu pagi hari…. Terdengarlah sayup-sayup oleh si kambing suara cucunya sedang berdoa di kamar mandi…..dan betapa terkejutnya si kambing sebab do’a yang dilantunkan sang cucu adalah do’a sebelum MAKAN….bukan do’a hendak masuk ke WC.

Spontan saja si kambing menghampiri kamar mandi dan bertanya pada sang cucu….kenapa kamu membaca do’a sebelum makan …..? Tanya si kambing dengan penuh penasaran dan rasa ingin tahu.

Dan setelah hening beberapa sesaat… kemudian terdengar suara dari kamar mandi….lantas sang cucu dengan entengnya menjawab….Anu kek ....Soalnya saya baru saja menelan PASTA GIGI dan SABUN MANDI serta meminum seteguk SHAMPO ....makanya do’a yang saya baca adalah do’a sebelum MAKAN…… jawab sang cucu….ya ampun…si kambing kaget…?


MEGA PROMO


Pada suatu hari si keledai yang lagi sekarat alias mau di jemput sang malaikat maut… maka oleh malaikat si keledai diberi alternatif dua pilihan….antara Surga atau mau ke Neraka.

Kalau di dalam Surga si keledai diperlihatkan hal-hal yang sangat menyenangkan dan mengasyikkan….Sedangkan di Neraka anehnya si keledai melihat para gadis-gadis yang sangat cantik.dan seksi serta menawan.

Maka tibalah saatnya kematian…. Dan aneh nya lagi si keledai ternyata lebih memilih masuk ke Neraka….maka masuklah si keledai ke Neraka….!

Dan ternyata apa yang dilihatnya tadi sangatlah jauh berbeda dengan keadaan disana…. dimana-mana penuh dengan penyiksaan…penderitaan..jeritan tangis yang memilukan….?
Maka akhirnya Si keledai pun protes kepada malaikat yang memberinya pilihan tadi… !

Dan dengan entengnya si malaikat menjawab…..maaf mas…. kalau beberapa waktu telah yang lalu ….NERAKA sedang melakukan… MEGA PROMO….Dan sedang gencar-gencarnya Promosi…VISIT TO NERAKA……dan sekarang PROMO nya sudah tidak berlaku…..mbeee…?


KEJEPIT

Pada suatu hari si keledai yang sudah jadi kakek-kakek ini tengah bercerita sama cucunya… tentang perjalanan hidupnya di waktu muda dulu.

Dan kebetulan si keledai hanya mengenakan sarung dan duduk di kursi malas yang terbuat dari rotan.

Di tengah asiknya bercerita tiba tiba si kakek menangis tersedu-sedu di iringi dengan ...rintihan yang memilukan serta menggetarkan hati….Merasa terbawa suasana yang haru pilu.

Maka cucunya pun bertanya… Sudalah kek…memang perjalanan hidup kakek sangatlah
menyedihkan… tapi kan sekarang kita sudah kaya jawab sang cucu….lantas dengan nada yang agak menyedihkan si keledai menjawab….Cu…bukannya kakek sedih karena kisah
masa lalu…. tapi BIJI NANGKA… kakek… KEJEPIT …di kursi ROTAN ini…sakit
tau….mbeee…rasaien…?


PINDAH RUMAH

Sejak si kambing pindah rumah….gue jarang-jarang jajan di luar cerita si keledai pada si domba….lantas dengan heran si domba bertanya pada si keledai….emangnya seberapa besarkah persahabatan di antara kalian berdua…sampai-sampai lo dai….pakei mogok jajan segala…tanya si domba….lantas si keledai menjawab….ahk…tidak juga…hanya saja selama ini si kambing yang selalu membayar… bila kami sedang nongkrong di warung tegal…mbeee…?


SIDANG

Pada suatu hari di sebuah Pengadilan Negeri...telah terjadi persidangan yang
sangat alot...dengan menghadirkan terdakwa si keledai...yang tentunya
sangat menyita dan menjadi perhatian publik baik insan pers..media
televisi...terlebih-lebih INFOTAIMENT yang kekurangan berita...bahkan
tidak kalah hebohnya dengan kasus BANK...CENTURY...MAKLUM sebagai terdakwa si keledai sang selebretis tanggung kenamaan di kampung nya....!

Si keledai yang sudah uzur yang telah berumur 75 TH ini di dakwa atas pemerkosaan dan pelecehan seksual terhadap anak di bawah umur...?

Dalam persidangan yang sangat alot tersebut terjadi banyak perdebatan baik....antara hakim... jaksa penuntut umum... si keledai...dan sang pengacara handal si domba tampo
angin.....sang hakim berkata.....saudara keledai anda di tuduh atas pemerkosaan anak dibawah umur dan pelecehan seksual... bukankah begitu saudara jaksa...? tanya si Hakim pada Jaksa Penuntut Umum.....?

Lantas si Jaksa Berkata.... Tepat sekali yang mulia bapak Hakim.... dan karena
tuduhan hakim serta jaksa yang masih memberatkan si keledai akhirnya si keledai pun protes keras dan mengajukan keberatan atas tuduhan-tuduhan yang di dakwakan kepada dirinya....!

Lantas si keledai berkata....maaf yang mulia...SAYA TIDAK TERIMA YANG MULIA ...atas tuduhan ini semua....sanggah si keledai.....lantas si Jaksa bertanya.....Tidak
terima bagaimana... korban ada... saksi banyak... kurang apa lagi...apa harus seperti kasus CENTURY yang ngak ada pangkal ujungnya....bentak si Jaksa.....lantas si keledai membantah.... Pokoknya saya tidak terima..... jelas-jelas saya tidak memperkosa anak dibawah umur....!

Lantas sang Hakim menengahi....kalau bukan dibawah umur terus apaan.....? Dengan percaya diri penuh keyakinan si keledai menjawab....SAYA MEMPERKOSA ANAK DIBAWAH KOLONG RANJANG....doank....mbeeee...?

Happiness Is Love

HAPPINESS IS A CHOICE

In an era in China, there lived a great general who always win in every battle. That's why, he nicknamed "The General Conqueror" by the people.

One time, in a battle, he and his troops were driven by other forces that many times more. They fled, but to the brink. At that time the general's soldiers become desperate and wanted to surrender to the enemy alone. The General immediately took the initiative, "O all the troops, win-lose was destined by the gods.


We will ask the gods, if today we have lost or will win." I'll make toast with this piece of luck! If the image that appears, we will win. If the number comes up, we will lose! Let the gods decide! "Cried the general, throwing to ... It was the image that appears! Hysterical condition was met by troops of the General, ... the gods on our side! We're going to win! "With a burning passion, like the devil they turned back pounding the enemy forces. Finally, they actually managed to ride opponent many folds.

At dusk the post-victory, a soldier said to the General, "The victory we have been determined from the sky, the gods so well against us." The general retorted, "What the hell yes?" while throwing pieces of his fortune to the soldiers. The soldier checked both sides of the puck, and he could only stare when found that the two sides is the image ...!

It is in this life there are many external things we can not change; many things that happened not in accordance with our will. However, in essence and in the end, we still can change the mind or our own internal side: to be happy or be unhappy.

If happy or unhappy identified with good fortune or bad luck, so our fate is not determined by anyone, but by ourselves. In the end, happiness is a proactive choice.

Kambing Tersenyum 8

KAMAR HOTEL

Si keledai seorang lelaki yang sedang membawa seorang PSK ke sebuah hotel. Sesuai
permintaan PSK....si keledai membayar Rp 400.000.... sebelum dimulai.

Ketika si keledai sudah melepaskan semua pakaiannya... dan si perempuan akan
membuka baju merah transparannya.... tiba-tiba lampu padam ...dan alarm tanda kebakaran berbunyi sangat keras....

Si PSK lari dengan membawa uang Rp 400.000 yang masih di tangannya....sementara si keledai berusaha memakai kembali celana dan bajunya...kemudian mengejar perempuan yang diajaknya kencan alias ML tadi...namun Asap api yang tebal akhirnya memisahkan mereka berdua....!

Si keledai berusaha mencari kesana kemari... tapi ia tidak menemukannya dan memutuskan untuk keluar dari hotel tersebut.... tiba-tiba di depan pintu dia berpapasan dengan petugas pemadam kebakaran....lantas si keledai bertanya... tadi lihat perempuan cantik pakai baju merah transparan dan di tangannya menggenggam uang Rp 400.000.... nggak...? tidak... jawab petugas pemadam kebakaran....lantas si keledai berkata lagi.....NANTI KALAU... ketemu langsung.... PAKAI SAJA YA...SOALNYA dia sudah aku bayar kok....mbeeee....?


BELAJAR

Si kelinci seorang siswi seksi yang terancam gagal lulus ujian...pada suatu hari mendatangi gurunya di kantor yang kebetulan sang guru tersebut adalah duda beranak tujuh...!

Dia melirik ke sekililing nya sebentar...kemudian menutup pintunya dan langsung berlutut di hadapan sang guru sambil memohon...Pak...saya bersedia ...melakukan apa pun juga agar saya bisa lulus dalam ujian….pinta si kelinci sambil merayu dan melirik genit pada gurunya....!

Lalu si kelinci mendekat ke arah gurunya... dan kemudian menyibakkan rambutnya... menatap matanya dengan penuh arti....kalau Bapak masih belum mengerti maksud saya…bisik si kelinci....saya bersedia melakukan apapun yang bapak pinta... apa saja yang Bapak mau…..kemudian sang guru yang duda tadi membalas tatapannya....apapun akan kamu lakukan demi saya...kata sang guru....iya apapun juga...jawab si kelinci sembari merayu gurunya....Akhirnya sang guru berbisik kalau begitu....MAUKAH KAMU……BELAJAR DENGAN RAJIN...mbeee....? Mau Pinter Ya Belajar...?


SAKIT PERUT

Si kelinci seorang pasien di rumah sakit jiwa sedang bercakap-cakap dengan dokternya...!

Dan memohon kepada sang dokter agar ia dapat menyembuhkan rasa
sakit di dalam perutnya karena menurut si kelinci ada seekor monyet berada di dalam
perutnya... Dok...mohon dok...keluarkan monyet ini dari perut saya... rasanya sakit sekali dok... saya mohoon dok... lantas si dokter berkata... mana..sini saya obati(sang dokter menyuntikan obat tidur kepada si kelinci dan setelah itu ia mengambil boneka monyet berwarna merah dan di tempatkan disamping si kelinci yang masih pingsan)


Dan setelah beberapa saat si kelinci siuman… si dokter berkata... nah...sekarang monyet nya sudah saya keluarkan...kamu bisa tenang dan tidak akan merasakan sakit lagi...lantas si kelinci menjawab... Tapi dok….MONYET yang ada di perut saya berwarna COKLAT dan BOTAK LAGI.....mbeeee.....?


UANG

Si domba dengan tidak sengaja telah menelan uang logam Rp.100 perak... kemudian ia menceritakan kejadian tersebut pada sohibnya si kambing.....!

Tapi si kambing mengatakan kalau uang tersebut akan keluar pada saat buang air besar....dan pada saat si domba ini buang air besar.... yang keluar bukan 100 tetapi 500....maka... si kambing pun penasaran.....ia berpikir bila uang ditelan maka akan keluar lebih banyak lagi.... Tanpa pikir panjang lagi.... ia menelan Rp.100.000 dengan harapan bisa keluar yang lebih besar.... Pada saat buang air besar....yang keluar bukan uang ....tapi sebuah gulungan kertas kecil.... Setelah dibuka....ternyata tulisan pada kertas tersebut adalah....ANDA BELUM BERUNTUNG...SILAHKAN MENCOBA LAGI.....?

BULU TANGKIS

Ketika si kambing bermain bulu tangkis bersama seorang ustazd....kemudian si kambing bertanya pada sang ustadz tersebut.....ya ustadz...apakah ada lapangan bulu tangkis di surga...?

Lantas si ustadz menjawab... wah sampai sekarang saya tidak tahu tentang hal itu... nanti kalau ada kesempatan saya akan menanyakan soal itu kepada malaikat dan jawab nya pasti akan saya beritahu kamu....si ustadz menjawab tak mau kalah....!

Pada keesokan harinya...mereka berdua bermain bulu tangkis kembali dan si kambing masih mengajukan pertanyaan yang sama.....ustadz apakah anda sudah menemukan lapangan bulu tangkis di surga....? sudah... sudah....si ustadz menjawab dengan tidak mau kalah... lapangan bulu tangkis disana bagus sekali....malah saya dengar kamu diundang untuk bermain di sana minggu depan.....mbeeee.

Love In Islam Principle

Love and Compassion, Main Principles of Islam


Surely we can say that the core of the overall Islamic teachings is love. Starting from the source of origin (Allah SWT) guide book (the Koran), and its practical application (Muhammad SAW) is love

Not long after the Prophet died, Abu Bakr al-Siddiq who was elected as Deputy Aisha came and asked him, what the hell is often done by the Prophet Muhammad that he had not fulfilled?
Aisha then pointed out that in the village there was a Jewish woman, was very old again blind, and from his mouth the words always came out insults, curses, insults and criticism of Muhammad. Prophet Muhammad came to visit him every day, to feed and care for this old woman with affection. This old woman did not know that the care is great man who always reviled and in contempt it.

When Abu Bakr and then found the old woman, Abu Bakr was trying to reach out and try to do as the Prophet to it. However, only the first mouthful, the old woman what was spewed into his mouth, and said very angrily, "Who are you?" Certainly not you who often come to feed and take care of me. Not like it the way he treated me. "

Abu Bakr al-Siddiq said, Yes Nan, it's not me. People who go grandmother had died and he is Muhammad." Hearing the name of Muhammad is mentioned, the old grandmother had jumped, really different from what's on her mind for this, but he still managed to say, and then died. It's very private great prophet. Contempt, ridicule, insults, curses, hatred, Jewish grandmother did not make his great qualities injury slightest. She still treated him with all my affection.

One evidence which confirms the greatness of nature is very gracious and compassionate. No wonder so many enemies that became defenders and loyal friend. No wonder also if our friends so very loved beyond love even to himself and his family.

Abu Sufyan, the enemy of the Prophet in awe and say ,... Really I've never seen anyone who loved his friend as the friend of Muhammad's love'.... No wonder, because God himself praised the great person, wa la innaka 'ala khuluqin adhim ( it already exists in you a great moral temperament ).

Where's the nature of the Prophet's affection? Why he embedded in the very nature of love and love it...?
In this case, there are three things that might be explained associated with this great person. The first is the Almighty God as the primary educators, and the educated are direct, which is recognized by the Prophet himself, the rabbi Addabani fa ahsana ta'dibi ( my Lord has taught me and taught me the best education ). As educators most noble, God himself through the Holy Quran tells us that He alone made it compulsory for him the nature of love, kataba 'ala al-nafsihi mercy.

Living Guidelines
From here then we can guess and know that whatever is derived from Him must be the product of the nature of these affections. Starting from the mission of the prophets and messengers to guide mankind to the task, reducing the scriptures (verse qauliyah) which is his word for guidance and direction of life. Of the universe (verse kauniyah) are subordinated to men to be managed and in accordance in lead his instructions, and others. Compassion is what underlies all this is. This is important to note as a basic paradigm of the overall teachings of Islam itself.

There's even called surah surah al-Rahman (the love chapter). God as the source of love, the love not only the book of guidance lower, but also sent a messenger as an example of life, the real application of the book or commonly termed a walking Quran.
He is Muhammad. God Himself through the Holy Quran states, Wa arsalnaka illa ma lil rahmatan'alamin (It is not I sent thee (Muhammad) except for a Mercy for all creatures. A'ishah When asked about the character of the Prophet Muhammad, Aisha said, kana khuluquhu Quran (Morals he is the Holy Quran).

What I tell the above is a bit of a long episode of his life journey in applying the principle of love. He also once said, irhamu man fi al-ardhi yarhamkum man fi al-samai.

Excerpt story Jewish grandmother hated the Prophet insisted and convinced us of how the principle of love that is the core of Islamic principles, above all, regardless of to whom the object of affection was intended.
Thus, we can truly say that the core of the overall Islamic teachings is love. Starting from the source of origin (Allah SWT) guide book (the Koran), and its practical application (Muhammad SAW) is love.


Both bias
All the commands and prohibitions of religious doctrine, or in other words, Islamic law, fundamental is love. Law becomes the means for us to make sure every one of love. Even the principle of heaven and hell is love.
Hell is not God made intentionally to punish the sinful servant, but behind it there is the principle underlying affection. "Mercy precedes His wrath" as one of the Prophet we read.

The scholars we interpret it, "even in anger though, behind the calamities that befall us, for example, actually saved his affection."
Of course if the principle of love, will give birth outlook, way of thinking, way of being, and how to act that would be different from the others. This principle is also what makes Islam being inclusive because his approach to others is kindness, thinking positive, and prejudices either.

When a young man came to the Prophet assembly and frankly stated his desire to commit adultery, because he could not restrain himself, the friends in the board's reaction. There is a reproach, there is an interesting shirt, and some are ready to hit him.

However, the Prophet, lovingly pulled the young man approached him, and began talking to him from the heart. you if your mother is also by someone...? Likewise, among others Prophet content of the conversation entirely unexpected boy, and so humanity inner side, which then caused him to lose all desire to commit adultery.

As a servant of Allah the Merciful, who guided the Koran holy book, and Muhammad follow, we certainly are required to radiate the love principle to the universe as a whole. that love should we send out every moment, every second, every minute, every hour, every day to anybody and to all His creatures.
Compassion in Islam was not familiar with specific time, like the celebrated mostly young children us today, and love as they knew it was contrary to the love of Islam are taught.

Promise And Confidence

SURE WITH GOD'S PROMISE

A father said to his son, "Son, if you always keep the five daily prayers in congregation at the mosque on time, at the end of the month will buy you a father's motorcycle." Hearing the words of his father, the child was enthusiastic and since then he never left the prayer congregation in the mosque. He was so diligent and fear that if one can not pray in the mosque. For her gift from his father's motorcycle and make it tempting interested.

On another occasion a director of a company announced on its employees, "Who among you is always on time, discipline in work, and able to make my heart happy with your job, would I add the salary, I would even raise the position....!

What is the response of employees when they heard this announcement...? I, you and we all believe that all employees will arrive at the office on time. Discipline in work and always tried to make the director smiling proudly with her work. Who would not be tempted by the things above. All employees must have wanted it.

What led them to arrive on time....? Why are they so enthusiastic and confident with the words of the director....?

Is because the urge to get the presents on top and they are also very confident of the Director of honesty they know will not be lying and making fun of them. They are very confident that the Director of the serious and earnest. This is the greatest encouragement to believe them and run the announcement.

Now, let us ask in all sincerity, how much of our faith in God Almighty and the Hereafter? Are we to believe all what Allah preached and presented in al-Qur`an, which compelled the heart to do it? Do we have to follow the instructions that brought the messenger of Allah Almighty, the Prophet Muhammad....? So we made him as an example in this life. Questions is necessary to keep us ask ourselves so that we can measure the extent of our confidence in the oracles of God and the sayings of His Messenger.

God commands us in the al-Qur`an to work 5 times prayer, fasting, paying zakat, alms, pilgrimage, prayer and charity other prayer, then God gives the good news that for anyone among humans who run the messenger-messenger will given reward in the afterlife, a heaven where there is all beauty, pleasure and endless pleasure.

Messenger of Allah also commands us to practice the Sunnah that we survive in the world and the hereafter. And now we see, how many of us and people who want to remove it? How many people who do the bidding...? It is still very little, there are still many who violate the commandment of God. There are still many who wallow in sin and disobedience. Whether the actual disease has plagued human beings that are not moved in his heart a desire to carry out the commandments of God with great sincerity and obedience....? It is because of the weakness of faith that dwells in the heart.

Humans more believe in what looks and looks alone, as for the things which are unseen in a case of reward, on the other Hereafter and many people who do not believe. This is among the causes of many human beings are not doing God's command or not wholeheartedly obeyed the commands of God.

Faith is really what we need to continue coaching, strong faith, which does not change with changing circumstances, which do not disappear with the loss of material and the world, and that does not reduced with decreasing age, but the faith that has always stood firm in the midst of the storms of life blow .

The people whose faith is strong and steady will always be sure of the news contained in the al-Qur`an and the Prophet brought. They were really running. When God commanded to perform prayers, fasting, zakat, hajj, telling the truth, run the trust, and other virtues, they do it with high spirits and full of sincerity. They expect to replies that God promised reward. They are very confident in the promises of God. Allah has not broken a promise. His promise must be kept Him. Even as God has commanded to go to jihad, to sacrifice life and property on his street, they greeted it with enthusiasm appeal burning, they were very confident with any of what God conveyed in the verses of his.

Likewise, when God forbid being arrogant, hypocritical, broken a promise, hunks, committing adultery, stealing, slandering and all other forms of ugliness, they will abandon all restrictions with sincere heart and chest the field. They did not complain one bit. suspicion not think of God. Because they have been very sure of God, that if they leave it, God will keep them from punishment.

God is our Creator, who in his grasp everything. And if we want to know the level of our faith in God, look ourselves with the verses of Allah. Is there a heart trembled when I heard asthma God, is there a growing faith when he heard the verses of Allah and there after it emerged a strong urge to do it myself...? And if every time I hear or read Al-Qur`an to justify the contents of our hearts, honor

Let us always measure our level of confidence in God, if every time God instructs us on a case we will do willingly and cheerfully, and if every time God forbids us from a thing we will leave it with the sincere and heartfelt....?